Poster Credit: Harisha Jangid
(This is a fun blog written for Sonu and his Sonuholic family. All in good fun. No offence meant to anyone).
Nataliia - Guess what? We have permission to shoot The Ramayana with SONU NIGAM Ji!!!
Nahida - You kidding, right?
Ravi - Nataliiaji ne kaha hai toh sach hi huna. Woh jitna jaanti hein, Sonu praaji khud apne baare mein ni jaante.
All the Sonuholics follow her to the sets.
Utkarsh - Can I be Hanuman?
Shalin - How can a chutku like you, be Hanuman? Naara tak toh theekse bandhna nahin aata.
Utkarsh - Oye, mai chutku nahin hoon. Mai ab high school mein hoon. Poore 14 years ka ho gaya hoon.
Vijay - SILENCE. Let the director speak.
Mahesh Joshi (DIRECTOR) - Bad news. I have to cast Sonu as Ravan.
A loud cheer goes up from the Sonuholics.
Ankita - Yaaayyy. We'll get to see ten of him in a single frame!
Ankitaa - Harisha, why are all heads having different expressions? 😟
Harisha - He's versatile, that's why 😉
Sangita - What's my role? What's my role?
Mahesh - You are... (shuffles through some papers)... Surpanakha.
Sangita - Surpanakha? You mean Ravan's... matlab... Shehzaade ki sister? Isssshhhh. Yey sunne se pehle mere kaan kyun nahin kat gaye? 😭
Madhu Kumari - Don't worry di, agle scene mein kat jayenge 😛
Gaurav Nigam (dressed as Hanuman and holding a bow and arrow) - Iss teer-kamaan ko online bechkar kaafi kamaya ja sakta hai. Kyun?
Priya (dressed as Ram) - I guess. But these wooden khadaun are so damn uncomfortable. Can't I wear my Jimmy Choo shoes?
Vijay - SILENCE.
Mahesh (Dir) - Aman, you are Vibhishana. Take your place next to Rama please.
Aman Singh - Na ji na. Maine ni chodna apne guruji ka saath. Kumbhkaran se bolo. Woh jaye Ram ke paas.
Milan - I learnt something new this week. That Ravan, Kumbhkaran and Vibhishana are all brothers 😅
Mahesh gives Aman and Milan an exasperated look. Decides to shoot the scene with Jatayu, while waiting for Sonu to arrive.
Mahesh - ACTION!
Neeraj dressed as Jatayu, is crying profusely.
Praveen (Laxman) - O Bheya, ro kyun raha hai?
Neeraj - Ravan ne mere wings kaat diye.
Praveen - Koi nahin. Red Bull pi le, wapis aa jayenge.
Mahesh - (smacks his forehead) Beda gark ho inn naashpeeton ka. CUT! CUT!! CUT!!!
HALF AN HOUR LATER...
Mahesh - ... So this is the climax... where Ram kills Ravan. When I say action, all the monkeys have to rush at Ravan with their bows and arrows... Clear?
Sonu enters the sets, dressed as Ravan.
Zannat - Bah! Ki mishti Ravan 😍
Mahesh - ACTION!
All Sonuholics dressed as monkeys, drop their bows and arrows and charge towards Sonu with pen and paper.
Monkey Sonuholics - Autograph please.
(The song - Mujhe Mere Fans se Bachao, Mujhe Mere Pankhon se Bachao, plays in the background).
Mahesh (bangs his forehead on the wall) - CUT! CUT!! CUT!!! ... Pack up for lunch.
Lunch break is over.. Shooting of the Sita abduction scene is in progress.
Mahesh - Sonali, you're Sita...
Sonali - Really? My Angel's going to kidnap me? Tee hee 😊
Aastha, Yashita, Meher and Manisha come running to the sets.
Meher - Please give us a role as well.
Manisha - We'll do anything. We can be the dancing girls in Ravan's court.
Aastha - Or help Ravan kidnap Sita.
Sonali - Ravan and I don't need any kebab mein haddis, ok?
Vijay - SILENCE!
Mahesh - Annnddd ACTION!
Sonali (as Sita) bats her eyelashes coquettishly at Sonu, then sashays out of the Laxman rekha.
Sonu (as Ravan) grabs Sita's arm, then stares at it.
Sonu - Chittiyaan kalaiyaan ve, o baby teri white kalaiyaan...
Sonali - (her white kalaiyaan blush and turn red) - Mera dil chahe, tumko jitna... na kisiko, chaha maine itna...
Mahesh - CUT! CUT!! CUT!!! I give up 😢 Pack up guys.
Abhishek - Hey Ramchandra keh gaye siya se,
Aisa kaljug aayega,
Hansa likhegi gatha aisi,
Ulta sab ho jayega.
Hansa (casting director) - Hope all of you enjoyed the shooting. Those who didn't get a role, lemme me know which character you want to play and I will cast you next time 😉 And a big thank you to our little artist, Harisha, for the lovely poster 😍
Keep smiling friends. Keep ROFL. Life is Beautiful 😊
21 comments:
Oh my god hansa....wht a ramayan ..specilayy wo dialouge jatayu wala ..mere wings kat gaye red bull pee le...fir se aa jayenge super ....clap clap ..enjoyed a lot .hHHHahhHAHAHA ..
Grt hansa n harishaaa superbbb.....mera lekin ek hi dilaoge tha nt fair .
Grt hansa n harishaaa superbbb.....mera lekin ek hi dilaoge tha nt fair .
Wow....
Craziest Ramayana ever.....
Hahahahhahaha you missed mentionme Again ���� But this is hilarious ���� Ager aap hme ek monkey ka Bhii character de dete toh ham khus the kam se kam Sonu ji k samne toh �� ���� Love you sonuholic Family
Superb Hansa.. You are super creative.. Kya alag hi idea hai.. Maja aya.. Btw Thanks for making me the director of this story..������
Thanks a lot Ankita, Pranjay, Ravi and Mahesh :)
Muje to dwarpal bana Dena chahiye tha ravanji ka Mai koi fees bhi nahi leta ....... But aap bahut superb creative ho hansaji
Hahaha. Thanks Hitesh. Dwarpal nahin, par you are one of the monkey Sonuholics ;) :)
Superb Di!! Your are so creative !! and I enjoyed every bit of this Ramayana!! Hats off!!
Thanks a lot Abhishek :)
Mujhe Hanumanaji Bana deti �� Lovely Thanks Superbly Done Lovely Poster �� ��
Thanks Sonu. Next time :)
Lakshman Ko Sugreev Ko Role to De dete.. loll... kidding... Mast Hai.. ����
Hahahaha. Thanks Lakshman :)
Hahahahaha Thanks For making me Part of this Beautiful script ❤ If someone Direct This Ramyan Toh ye toh superr hit Hogiii ��
Mujhe koi monkey hi bana dete.... Sonu ji ko dekhne to milta
But result, kya khoob likha hai aapne,taarif-e-kaabil
You're welcome Ravi :)
Arre, aap monkey ho. And please tell me your name Unknown dearest, then I can cast you in my next script ;) :)
OMG hansa u the best
Thanks dear :)
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