Poster Credit: Praveen Solanki
Sonuholics, we have shot the Ramayana with Sonu, we have done the rehearsals of a show for Sonu, now it's time for a remake. Iss remake mein emojis hein, drama hai, comedy hai... So come, join me on the SETS of SHOLAY RETURNS...
TERA KYA HOGA KAALIA
Sonu has just finished recording a song for the movie and sits down to watch the shooting. Saurav Thakur sees Sonu and runs to him for a selfie.
Gabbar: Aao Thakur, aao... Mil aaye Sonu se?
Saurav Thakur: Ji sardar.
Gabbar: Kitne tattoos the?
Saurav Thakur: Sardar, do tattoos the.
Gabbar: Aur muscles?
Saurav Thakur: Poore das pack.
Gabbar: Ab baal gin Thakur.
Saurav Thakur: Sardar, maine aapka namak khaya hai sardar, calculator nahin.
INN KUTON KE SAAMNE MATT NAACH
Gabbar: Bahut yaarana lagta hai.
Swapnil: Shruti, inn kuton ke saamne matt naach.
Ussi waqt dher saare kuton ke bhonkne ki aawaaz aati hai.
Swapnil: Yey aawaaz kaisi?
Anshika Garg: Protest march hai. Kutte tere khilaf protest kar rahe hein.
Swapnil: Protest? Mere khilaaf?
Anshika: Kyun? Chaati thok ke nahin kaha apni chamiya se, inn kuton ke saamne matt naach? Billiyon ke liye toh nahin kaha. Phir kuton ke khilaaf yey discrimination kyun? Bahut nainsaafi hai yey.
Director: Cut! Cut!! Cut!!! Pack up for lunch.
Director: Cut! Cut!! Cut!!! Pack up for lunch.
LUNCH BREAK
PYAARI NAHIN BAHUT SAARI BAATEIN
Break mein Praveen social media pe jaake fatafat khoob saare posts daal aata hai. Paanch minute, dass minute, pandhraah minute baad bhi koi like ya comment nahin aata.
Praveen: Yun toh mujhe befizool baat karne ki aadat hai nahin, par Facebook pe meri post dekhna hai toh bolo dekhna hai.
Shalin: Arre bhai, humko nahin dekhna.
Abhishek: Dekhna hai, dekhna hai, dekhna hai yaar.
Praveen: Dekho, mujhe befizool ki baat karne ki aadat toh hai nahin, isliye pehle se bol dena accha hai. Facebook pe bees naye posts daale hein, insta pe dass. Ismein jhik-jhik matt karna.
Jhak maar kar Shalin ko Abhishek ke saath Praveen ke posts dekhne padhthe hein.
Abhishek: Haiii. Kitne pyaare posts daalta hai.
Shalin: Pyaare nahin bahut saare posts daalta hai.
BREAK KE BAAD
POORE PACHAAS HAZAR
Shooting of an important scene is in progress.
Gabbar: Arre O Nataliia, kitna door hai tumhra gaon Mumbai se?
Nataliia: Poore paanch hazar kilometres.
Gabbar: Suna Sonuholics? Poore paanch hazar... Isliye raat ko jab Sonuholic sota hai, toh Ma kehti hai, beta soh matt. Soh matt nahin toh dass hazar kos door Russia se, Nataliia latest khabar post karke bhaanji maar degi.
TOH PHIR MAI YEY RISHTA PAKKA SAMJHUN?
Gabbar: Arre O Harisha, yey Mumbai waale Sonu ko kaun chakki ka pisa aata khilaate hein re? Aaj Himachal, kal Dubai, parson Mumbai?
Harisha: Unke travelling ka toh yey hai Gabbar, ki ek baar concerts ki dates sar pe aa gai, toh travel karna hi padhtha hai.
Mausi: Toh kya poore time travel hi karta hai?
Harisha: Nahin, nahin, maine yey kab kaha Mausi. Travel karte hein, lekin ab roj-roj toh aadmi concert nahin kar sakta na. Kabhi television shows mein judge bhi ban jaate hein.
Mausi: TV mein?
Harisha: Haan Mausi. Yey kambakht showbiz cheez hi aisi hai, ab mai kya kahoon.
Mausi: Hein? Toh kya nautanki karta hai?
Harisha: Chee chee chee Mausi. Woh aur nautanki? Nah. Woh toh bahut acche aur nek singer hein. Lekin Mausi, ek baar gaane ki recording shuru ho gai, phir time ka kahaan hosh rehta hai? Phir haath pakad kar baitha liya kisine mimicry karne, issmeein bechaare Sonuji ka kya dosh?
Mausi: Theek kehti ho Hari Puttar, performer woh, singer woh, mimic woh... koi kaam hai jo woh nahin kar sakta?
Harisha: Mausi, aap Sonuji ko nahin jaanti. Ek baar gaane ki recording kar li, toh apneaap hi thodi bahut composing ho hi jaati hai.
Mausi: Hai hai. Bass ek yahi kami reh gai thi? Toh kya Sonu composer bhi hai? Tumhare idol ki daad deni padegi Hari Puttar.
Harisha: Ab kya kahoon Mausi. Woh hein hi qabil-e-tareef.
Tabhi sets pe ek cockroach aa jaata hai. Jaise hi Sonu usse dekhte hein, woh itni lambi record-breaking chalaang lagate hein ki palak jhapakte hi film studio ke bahar.
Cockroach ki iss himakat se Ankitaa aagbabula ho jaati hai.
Ankitaa: Keemat jo tum chaho, kaam jo mai chahun...
Ravi Kait: Cockroach?
Ankitaa: Haan. Tumhe uss cockroach ko mere liye pakadna hai. Zinda.
Ravi: Cockroach ko pakadna hai, woh bhi zinda? Ankitaa behan, cockroach kya bakri ka baccha hai jo dauda aur pakad liya?
Ankitaa: Mai kuch nahin jaanti. Mujhe sirf cockroach chahiye. Zinda.
Ab jab tak Ravi cockroach pakadtha hai aur Ankitaa decide karti hai ki woh zinda cockroach ka karegi kya, apan lete hein ek chotasa break.
Hasta la vista friends. Hope you enjoyed this fun blog. And a big thank you to Praveen for the swell poster as well as all the other edits.
RELATED POSTS:
Aaj ki Ramayana... with Sonu Nigam
KEEMAT JO TUM CHAHO, KAAM JO MAI CHAHOON
Tabhi sets pe ek cockroach aa jaata hai. Jaise hi Sonu usse dekhte hein, woh itni lambi record-breaking chalaang lagate hein ki palak jhapakte hi film studio ke bahar.
Cockroach ki iss himakat se Ankitaa aagbabula ho jaati hai.
Ankitaa: Keemat jo tum chaho, kaam jo mai chahun...
Ravi Kait: Cockroach?
Ankitaa: Haan. Tumhe uss cockroach ko mere liye pakadna hai. Zinda.
Ravi: Cockroach ko pakadna hai, woh bhi zinda? Ankitaa behan, cockroach kya bakri ka baccha hai jo dauda aur pakad liya?
Ankitaa: Mai kuch nahin jaanti. Mujhe sirf cockroach chahiye. Zinda.
Ab jab tak Ravi cockroach pakadtha hai aur Ankitaa decide karti hai ki woh zinda cockroach ka karegi kya, apan lete hein ek chotasa break.
Hasta la vista friends. Hope you enjoyed this fun blog. And a big thank you to Praveen for the swell poster as well as all the other edits.
RELATED POSTS:
Aaj ki Ramayana... with Sonu Nigam
Nagmo ki ek Shaam... Sonu Nigam ke Naam
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Har pal yahaan, jee bhar jiyo... 😊
Har pal yahaan, jee bhar jiyo... 😊