Sunday 29 December 2019

Sonu Sir ki Paathshala


Prishid gayak Sonu Nigam se, haal hi mein ek concert mein, ek bahut hi jatil prashan poocha gaya  - Red Bull ke can ko kaise kholte hein? Sonu ne badi sahajta se apne darsakon ko samjhaya:

Don't tell me, saat samandar paar, yey poochne ki liye mujhe bulaya hai? Aap sabne toh mujhe pashopash mein daal diya.

Relax. Batata hoon. Shant ho jaiye. Aap sab paarangat hein, ilmi hein. Aasani se samajh jayenge..

Red Bull ke can ke dhakkan pe jo tab hota hai, usse aise uthayen...

Phir usko aise dabayen.


That's it. Got it?

And that's all from Hansa as well. Wishing our wonderful Sonuholic family a very Happy New Year.

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Saturday 16 March 2019

Dastaan-e-Sonuholic


One fine sunny day in the middle of a dark stormy night, a Sonuholic stumbles upon Sonu's Facebook profile -
Kismat se tum humko miley ho...

He gets all excited and tries to send Sonu a request, but Facebook keeps saying -
Mushkil hai mushkil hai...


He desperately wants Sonu to add him on Facebook -
Kaise mai kahoon tujhse...

Finally his request goes through -
Ab Mujhe raat din request ka hi khayal hai...

Everyone else's request gets accepted, but not his -
Bhagwan, hai kahaan re tu?...


Then even his best friend's request gets accepted -
Har ek friend, kameena hota hai...

Kameena best friend keeps saying, Sonu Sir liked my post -
Dheere dheere, dheere dheere, dheere jalna... 😈

By now Sonuholic is like -
Jal Jal ke dhuaan ho rahe hum... 😡

And then, lo and behold Sonu adds him -
Tum jo miley, manzil mili
Aisa deewana hua hai yey dil...


He even likes his post... yippeeee -
Nagada nagada nagada baja... 🙌

Sonu comments on it. Sonuholic ki toh nikal padhi.
Hum pe meherbaan Sonu Sir
Shukran Allah...

AND surprise surprise, Sonu even shares his post. Sonuholic is now floating somewhere between heaven and earth -
Kuch aisi lagan, iss lamhe mein hai,
Yey lamha kahaan tha mera?
Ab hai saamne, isse choo loon zara,
Mar jaun ya jee loon zara...

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