Hansa's Hiccups: Happy Birthday Gaurav

Where do I begin? It started 13 years back. I sat curled up on the sofa, eyes glued to the television screen, a crumpled up tissue in one hand and tears rolling down my cheeks. It was an emotional scene between Jassi and Nandu. And as I watched that scene I wished I had a friend like Nandu. Little did I know that sometimes wishes not only come true, but turn out to be even better than what you had wished for 😍

It has been one hell of a roller coaster ride, ever since he accepted me as a friend 9 years, 5 months, 2 weeks and 1 day back. First of all I had to get used to the statuson ki bauchaar – there were the Rosy-Violet series, the My Wife series, Agle Janam Mohe series, When Opportunity Knocks series, When Nature Calls series and many more 😉

Agle janam mohe same to same hi kijo hainji – and we all say Amen to that 😇

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Rosy kaindi " face book " ...violet kaindi "orkut"....mai kainda...."internaaat ka bill daddy bharege?"

Rosy kaindi Kiss me .. Violet kaindi Love me .. mai kainda hawwww .. lesbanians... hainji

Rosy kaindi 'do me ' . . Violet kaindi ' do me re ' . . Mai kainda ' oho bholi . . it is do re me fa so la te do ' . .hainji

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When nature calls me middle of the night ..at times i just sms back .. "who is this ?sorry dont have ur number " .. ( just to avoid conversation )

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Kaun bhool sakta hai woh chandni raatein, when the girl gang was in full swing, giggling all night long and drawing inspiration from Rocky Solvent (Rakhi Sawant). Or the innumerable times we’ve played antakshari. I remember playing non-stop for 3 hours once. Don’t remember playing that long in real life. LOL!!!

Ya phir uss dolti-madmaati haseena ko – our one and only Mauli dearest, jisne meri jaisi bholi ablaon ko bhi bigad diya.

Mohe aayi na 'Jug' se laaj .. dhatt .. lekin mai 'lote' aur 'mug' se shramati hoo hai daiyyaahh.

Har truck ke peeche use diaper at night likha hota hai ..dhatt .. mai itni driving thodi karti hoon non stop .. ki rukne ka time hi nahi milta .. waise bhi mai karke ghar se chaltio hoo ..huh aaye bade, hai daiyya.

Labour day se darti hoo, hai daiyya.

Subah uth ke 'jog' ke liye jati hoo .. darti hoo .. kahi 'jogan' na bann jaoo, hai daiyya.

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Then the record-breaking status, the offspring of which was the vela gang 😂

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Aur phir woh nasha, woh paagalpan - the addiction with farmville. Before I knew what was happening, all my friends had been transformed into farmers with zamindar Gera in the lead.

Just 24 hrs left .. before i open my farmville gifts .. under the christmas tree yayyyyyyyyyyyyy hainji. :))))))))

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Dil bolta hai Goa jao GG . . Dimaag kehta hai lonavla jao GG . . Sharafat bolti hai stay at home :/

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There were other minor addictions – Cartoon-making, Twitter - jab Gaurav ji FB kaaki ke dil ke do lakh aath hazaar teen sau ninyanve tukde karke Twitteranchal chale gaye the ghar basaane 😢

Am in a messy situation .. :/ love triangle u see . facebook twitter and me :/ hainji

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Then came the BIG one – the webisodes aur Gaurav ke Bade-Bade bachhe – Chutki and Chutku. Yey dono bachhe mujhe reh-reh kar Pamela aunty aur Asha Parekh ji ki kyun yaad dilaate hein, yey toh papa Gaurav hi bata payenge 😉

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Aur phir woh kaala khunkhaar bhayanak gumgeen toofani andhera din – when Gaurav deactivated his account and this time it was not just FB Kaaki whose heart broke into a million pieces…. 😭

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Over the year, we got to see Gaurav in various SHADES…..

Agle janam mohe baithe-bithaye muscles hi dijo .. gym shym ni hota… hainji

Hey prabhu .. 'Brad' ki jholie mai 'Jolie' di .. meri jholi kyu khali hai ...Agle janam mohe jolie hi dijo… hainji.

Agle janam mohe superhero with super powers kijo… hainji.

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Jin ke ghar sheeshe ke hote hai .. wo doosre ke ghar pe paththar nahi phenkte ... is a totally wrong saying .. Jin lives in a metal chiraag not sheesha .. duh duh duh…. hainji

Jin ke ghar sheeshe ke hote hai .. unhe ghar mai ..poora din sun block creme lagana padta hai… Dhishhhhhhhhhhhh .. hainji ;)

Jin ke ghar sheeshe ke hote hai .. wo servants se ..Sahab ghar pe nahi hai .. nahi bulwa sakte… dhishhhh .. hainji

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Har chamakne wali cheez..munni bai ke kothe pe naachti hui .. shimlabai ke client teja ke peekdaan mai thooke hue paan ke saath sone ka daant nahi hoti… hainji .

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Jo comment kare uska bhala .. jo like kare uska bhi bhala .. jo ignore kare uska bhi bhala :) hainji.

Pyare facebookeron .. aaj shanivar ke din..aaiye hum commentaasan aur likekriya karein..aap ko 'whats on ur mind' ka jawaab mil jayega..uske baad aap dil khole ke statusupdatum..pics uploadum..online chatum..jaise.. mushkil kaary ekdum safalta aur asani se kar payeinge .. lambi saans lijiye aur saans chodne ke saath boliye .. hainjiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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Ghamgeen mohabbat .. aashiqi ki zohbat .. dil ke aashiyane mai .. ek kufr si koft hoti hai .. zarra zarra tagaad .. burf si shokhi .. zikr karti hai ..zulm talaffuz .. tawajoo maikhane .. saaaki ki nasheeli .. bezaar bezaar bezaar " .... guys this is the first ghazal i wrote .. pls encourage me .. hainji ;)

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…….And MOODS....

Kuch bhi keh lo .. kaisa bhi hoon .. lekin baatein achchi karta hoon mai :p

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Jali ko aag kehte hai . . baar baar jalne wali ko .. jal kukkdi kehte hai… hainji

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U be nice to me i be nice to u .. i dont care what u do .. what position u hold .. Respect and peace .. else balls to u.

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Ohhh .. now my status-vrat got over :) .. hw u doing :) hainji.

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Agar aap status padh rahe hai ..muskurate hai .. aur comment nahi karte .. to aap SO rahe hai .. JAGO FBians JAGO… chai pilawaan ??? hainji :P

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And the ultimate statuses that sum it all up:

Yunki hame zyada status update karne ki aadat to hai nahi .. lekin ab pooch hi liya hai to bata dete hai .. hamara naam GG hai .. aur hum kisi ke PG nahi hai .. aap agar BG hai .. to koi baat nahi baad mai baat kar lenge .. tab tak .. good day .. hainG.

If money is lost nothing is lost,if health is lost something is lost, if u have lost your character everything is lost.. ( chalo koi baat nahi ) .. but if internet connection lost .. HAIYO RABBA .. ye din dikhane se pehle mujhe utha kyu na liya… hainji.

Wo aaye hamare status par khuda ki kudrat hai .. kabhi hum likes ginte hai .. to kabhi hum comments padh ke muskurate hai :) hainji :P

Aur hum sab aapke status ko padh kar kabhi LOL toh kabhi ROFL karte hein. Aur dua karte hein ki jitna aapne hum sabko hasaya hai, uss se hazar gunna hassi aapko miley. Aap hamesha pett pakad kar hahahaha karte rahein, aapki ungliyan Basanti ke paun ki tarah hardam keyboard par thirakti rahe aur aapka wall phir kabhi luka-chupi na khele. Basanti ke naam se ek aur status yaad aa gaya:

After breaking up .. first thing Basanti did was .. keep a private show for the dogs .. woof woof…. hainji.

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And now for the birthday GIFT – Gaurav, don’t complain, you asked for it :P :P :P :P